b-itchin:
someone put me back in the womb this isn’t working out
when you first get your phone: if you fucking stand any closer that 1km away from my phone i will beat you up, and your parents, and your cat.
six months after you get your phone: don't worry about dropping it, it will only break a bit i do it all the time
two years after getting you phone: lets fucking throw this shit in the pool and see how long it will take to stuff up the screen more and then hit it with a hammer to see how much of a brick it really is
